Tommy R's definitions
An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
by Tommy R May 23, 2005
Get the Sponge Bob Squishy Pantsmug. by Tommy R June 13, 2005
Get the Georgy Orgymug. Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.
by Tommy R June 12, 2005
Get the peanut butter jarmug. A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.
by Tommy R May 29, 2005
Get the counterfeit niggermug. Antoine last night was so fistacular. I'm beside myself this morning. By the way here is your rings. I think you forgot them up there. What? They are not yours? Sorry must be Johnny from the night before
by Tommy R May 16, 2005
Get the fistacularmug. A combination of both Exlax and Ecstacy in one small convient pill form. Time released so you can feel both peak at the same time.
Wow man!! My Exlaxtasy just kicked in!! That hot chick over there. See her? I don't know if I want to fuck her or shit my pants!!! Maybe I'll do both at once?????
by Tommy R September 22, 2006
Get the Exlaxtasymug. Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.
by Tommy R May 15, 2005
Get the fisterrificmug.