Tommy's definitions

all that glitters is gold

From the song "Stairway To Heaven." There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold... so, she believes a falsehood, but one that guides her nonetheless. This is a sardonic or dark spin on the age old saying that "all that is gold does not glitter."

Go to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

by Tommy January 7, 2004

div

Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes. Someone given this job was a 'divider' or a 'div'. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.

Oh you fucking div, you broke my ribs!

by tOmmy April 25, 2004

the ninja

(n): acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS)

a serious (often fatal) disease of the immune system transmitted through blood products especially by sexual contact or contaminated needles

"I heard Magic Johnson caught the ninja"

by Tommy March 25, 2003

scene

1. A term to define hardcore and metalcore kids, mainly around demographics of 24 years old and under. These are the same kids who may be considered fashioncore, emo, hXc and etc. with their tight jeans as well long shags blindfolding their eyes.

2. A way of saying "cool" in definition #1's very perspective of relevance. It's used to express approval/acceptance usual to a scene kid by a scene kid.

1. Dude remember when Norma Jean toured with Through The Eyes of the Dead? That was the best scene show I've ever attended.

2.
xxxCRYMEARIVERANDDROWNMYSELFxx: dude I just got the nevea tears album!
slitXXXXXXwrist: THAT'S SO SCENE!

by Tommy January 18, 2005

splif

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

by tommy July 19, 2004

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Punite

From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.

Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.

by tOmmy April 26, 2004