TomKVideo's definitions

B.W.A.R.

Black with a rack.

Holy shit. B.W.A.R. -- 5 o'clock.

by TomKVideo January 29, 2009

21228

The zip code just outside Baltimore where dreams go to die.

"Lets get off at Exit 13, hit up the 21228 and see if we can't piss someone off at 7-11."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."

"Im going to the bathroom real quick."

by TomKVideo December 30, 2008

I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

Rifiki

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

by TomKVideo October 5, 2009

Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Red Sea

Verb.

When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.

And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008