TomKVideo's definitions

McDonald's Rule

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.

Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.

by TomKVideo February 25, 2010

musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010

shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

Rifiki

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

by TomKVideo October 5, 2009

Beyondshafted

When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.

Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."

Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009