TomKVideo's definitions

Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008

Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by TomKVideo March 24, 2009

21228

The zip code just outside Baltimore where dreams go to die.

"Lets get off at Exit 13, hit up the 21228 and see if we can't piss someone off at 7-11."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008