TomKVideo's definitions

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008

Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

Beyondshafted

When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.

Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."

Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by TomKVideo March 24, 2009

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."

"Im going to the bathroom real quick."

by TomKVideo December 30, 2008