TomKVideo's definitions

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010

shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

GTFO'd

Past Tense...

Got The Fuck Out

past tense of GTFO

It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.

by TomKVideo December 28, 2008

tattoo space

The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!

Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?

Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.

Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.

by TomKVideo September 30, 2009

Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008