Chaos Theory

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
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Bomb Fuck

A sexual position, in which the male stands atop a dresser or some piece of furniture as a wrestler would perch hisself on a turn buckle.

Then, while fully erect -- he frog splashes in and onto the woman.
Lianne wanted something new in the bedroom. So I gave her the Bomb Fuck.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2008
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tattoo space

The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!

Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?

Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.

Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
by TomKVideo September 30, 2009
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Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
by TomKVideo January 04, 2009
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shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"
We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.
by TomKVideo December 09, 2008
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Red Sea

Verb.

When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.
And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.
by TomKVideo December 08, 2008
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preppyfag

The preppy guy at the party who gets drunk first and starts hugging all the guys but none of the girls.
Look, dude, look. That preppyfag. I think he fell out of the mall.
by TomKVideo August 03, 2009
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