16 definitions by Tom Thamuz

beernuts

The official disease of Milwaukee.

The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

gnat bread

Smegma.

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

third input

Slang. Anal intercourse.

So I asked her if I could give her the third input and she kicked me in the junk!

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

lunchbox

A term used to refer to fat people and/or someone who is constantly hungry.

Hey lunchbox, lay off the mayonnaise!

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

box

Of or relating to the female genetalia.

Why that dirty bitch! I'm gonna boot her in the box!

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

funbags

1. A term for boobs.

2. A term for a woman with nice boobs.

1. Hey, lemme grab hold of those funbags!

2. Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Funbags and she's heading over in an hour.

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003