13 definitions by Tom Elgie

Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.
Shall we go the the penny-readings today
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006
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The word twerp has been classified as both parliamentary and unparliamentary language.

In 1956, the Speaker at the House of Commons ruled it an order because he assumed "it was a sort of technical term of the aviation industry".

It was later classified as unacceptable
"You are an absolute twerp!!"

what u mean that i am involved in the aviation industry??

No i am suggesting that your behaviour is absolutely unacceptable!!!
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006
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An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.
There is no need to be a wank pheasant!
by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016
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One who uses or drives an automobile; (c.1900).
"Are you an automobilist?"
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006
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A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016
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A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016
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A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie January 30, 2016
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