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Millhouse

Excellent. Superlative. Top notch. Used to express delight, satisfaction, victory, or pleasant surprise.

This comes from an episode of "The Simpsons" in which the geeky and unpopular character Milhouse enjoys a small number of fortunate happenings, such as finding Ten Dollars. In response to the lucky occurrence, he exclaims "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" The total expression is reduced to "Millhouse" for convenience. Millhouse is a misspelling of Milhouse.
1: Yo, dood, I just found 10 bucks!

2: Millhouse!
by Tom Cerveaux April 9, 2008
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pizza nasty

Combining the 'bad is good' essence of slang term nasty with the undeniable allure of pizza. As nasty as pizza. Anything enjoyable in the extreme. Also: Chunky.
Shit, dawg. You filthy with that yo-yo. I seen them tricks you doin', dawg, and that shit is tight, I mean, chunky fo reals. Straight pizza nasty. HELLA pizza nasty!
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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lion food

1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively

Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.
1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.

2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.
by Tom Cerveaux February 18, 2010
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berrious

Berrious- Of, or pertaining to berries,
sharing characteristics with berries...i.e. fragrance,
reminiscent of berries
Divorce Court
"She just comes out of the shower, naked, all smellin' like regular soap. That ain't no way to turn me on. I remember when whe used to use some fancy shampoo, and she would be smellin BERRIOUS"
by Tom Cerveaux May 13, 2005
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pwns0rd

1. Extreme 1337 slang for past tense of pwn.

2. Something one uses to pwn another. A sword for pwning.
1. Hello, you've been pwns0rd.

2. Pale before the naked edge of my gleaming pwns0rd!
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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Bonesword

1. A tool specifically for pwning. Note: Rhymes with pwns0rd.
2. Anything that automatically overpowers everything else, with the obvious exception of a door-hinge.
3. The penultimate rhyming word. From a rap song where "bone" is rhymed with "sword". If bone rhymes with sword, then, with their powers combined...what can't they rhyme with? Second only to door-hinge.
1. Woot! Fuckin pwns0rd with a fucking bonesword!
2. My recent practice has given me the bonesword I've needed to teach you fools a lesson.
3. (This rhymes)
Sharp, like the edge of a bonesword,
My mother likes the juice of orange,
As we find food, we forage,
A squeak, a noise, from the doorhinge,
Like a cut from a vicious bonesword.
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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de rigueur

As required by the fashion of the times. A hip requirement. When something achieves "the new black" status.
By simply poking my head into any of the nearby hipster bars, the frequency of pointy toed cow-girl boots firmly cements their status: de rigueur trendy footwear du jour.
by Tom Cerveaux September 23, 2006
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