Tom's definitions

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003

bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

by Tom November 27, 2003

rtg

"Ready To Go"
Coined by Doug Vulich of Simi Valley, California.

1: Yo, man you ready?
2: I'm rtg, dawg.

by tom December 31, 2003

Loughborough

see great, awesome, amazing, full of fit women, and we only take your sisters up the ass because no1 else will have her

'Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands'

'Loughborough in nicer than Wales'

'Loughborough girls give good head'

by Tom May 22, 2004

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom May 13, 2005

mudslide

A mudslide is when your close friend or grandmother reclines on the floor with plastic wrap over their face and you squeeze off a poop onto the plastic wrap. The poop slides off your grandmothers face just like mud off a hill.

Derrick paid me 20 bucks to give her a mudslide last weekend.

by Tom January 10, 2005