Tom's definitions

Hway

A sexy person who love port vale

Hway bums vale, Hway is sexy

by tom July 25, 2004

sour apple

when a girl dosen't cleen her self her pussy may smell verry faul

kate has a sour apple

by tom November 25, 2003

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom May 13, 2005

rtg

"Ready To Go"
Coined by Doug Vulich of Simi Valley, California.

1: Yo, man you ready?
2: I'm rtg, dawg.

by tom December 31, 2003

Loughborough

see great, awesome, amazing, full of fit women, and we only take your sisters up the ass because no1 else will have her

'Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands'

'Loughborough in nicer than Wales'

'Loughborough girls give good head'

by Tom May 22, 2004

mudslide

A mudslide is when your close friend or grandmother reclines on the floor with plastic wrap over their face and you squeeze off a poop onto the plastic wrap. The poop slides off your grandmothers face just like mud off a hill.

Derrick paid me 20 bucks to give her a mudslide last weekend.

by Tom January 10, 2005