12 definitions by ToeKnee

Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.

Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005