ToeKnee's definitions

boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

da

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

by toeknee July 1, 2003