Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.
by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010
Get the snake rapermug. Potentially applicable to any ball game played on a grassy field, but most appropriate to soccer and golf, it is when the ball is shot or struck that it travels with great velocity just above the grass, such that the friction would "burn" any unlucky worms that happened to be on the surface.
by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010
Get the worm burnermug. Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011
Get the Fapsbookmug. COVID Barbie is the perfectly correct nickname for president Donald Trump's last and worst Press Secretary, Kayleighahghuh McEnany. Which is saying something, given that he started his administration with a combative midget, then used a profane lunatic for two weeks, and then settled on a quasi-female trans-Sloth from The Goonies for a spell. A wholly unqualified simpleton bimbo, she represents the perfect blend of blonde lies and cheap makeup that has earned the reputation of a plastic, mildly evil doll.
See also: COVID Karen, Wicket Witch
See also: COVID Karen, Wicket Witch
TV watcher: "Hey, did you see that Kayleigh McEnany said that she wouldn't lie, but has done it constantly since then?"
Bored person trying to not die of COVID: "Yeah. I just wish that COVID Barbie would fall into a fire and melt already."
Bored person trying to not die of COVID: "Yeah. I just wish that COVID Barbie would fall into a fire and melt already."
by ToddUncommon November 18, 2020
Get the COVID Barbiemug. Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.
See also: sniper's dream
See also: sniper's dream
"Nice shot, Max. That was over 3,000 meters!"
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."
by ToddUncommon March 15, 2020
Get the Sniper's Delightmug. Ron DeathSentence is sometimes known as Ron DeSantis, the squinty-eyed, failed toilet brush salesman who became governor of Florida. Characterized by a desire to both go full douche and probe his own anus for signs of intelligence, he refuses to breathe the same air as his constituents, as he burns through his voters like logs on a campfire.
Ron DeathSentence enjoys killing his own citizens with anti-mask, anti-vaccine, and anti-intelligence policies with equal measures of arrogance and cowardice.
by ToddUncommon September 03, 2021
Get the Ron DeathSentencemug. Applied to soccer, it occurs when one or more players of the same team is playing unintelligently or inattentively, such as dribbling aimlessly in their backfield, as young children may idly play with their own or each other's genitals, regardless of gender.
It also can be applied in general to any activity where at least one person is blissfully but dangerously not paying attention to something critical.
It also can be applied in general to any activity where at least one person is blissfully but dangerously not paying attention to something critical.
Soccer: You two, stop playing touch pee-pee and move the ball up the field!
Life: Hey, you! Quit playing touch pee-pee and help me lift this into the truck!
Life: Hey, you! Quit playing touch pee-pee and help me lift this into the truck!
by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010
Get the touch pee-peemug.