Toblucz's definitions

Shitstorm

Noun, adj

Donald Trump's social media habits.

A. Dude, did you see the President's last tweet about the NFL? Or the one calling Kim Jong-un "short and fat"?

B. Yeah, it's a complete shitstorm.

by Toblucz February 13, 2018

Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

by Toblucz February 7, 2017

Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.

A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.

by Toblucz January 12, 2017

Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).

I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.

by Toblucz December 5, 2016

BROTUS

First Gentleman of the United States. Comes from the acronym for the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS), but this (for obvious reasons) fits better than the acronym FGOTUS.

A: Yo, did you hear that Hillary lost the election?
B: Yeah, guess Bill Clinton won't be the first BROTUS after all...

by Toblucz November 21, 2016

Faith

Noun: the purposeful suspension of critical thinking.

A. Global warming isn't happening. We can't end the earth; only God can make such an ultimate judgement!
B. But a worldwide scientific consensus agree that global warming is happening and that it's man made. That's solid evidence. What's your evidence?

A. My faith is my evidence.

B. You're absolutely delusional.

by Toblucz September 9, 2016

Shaka bra

A term said in combination with a hand gesture where you extend your thumb and pinky, while keeping the middle three fingers closed.
Often associated with pictures taken whilst on boring trips down zip lines.

Okay, you're all strapped in! So, about halfway down the line, you'll have your pictute taken! Remember to do the shaka bra when i yell "Shaka Bra"!

by Toblucz June 14, 2016