Timmy_222's definitions

Oprasm

A singing orgasm as seen in Young Frankenstein. Usually caused by intercourse with a well hung male. Operatic singing ensues.

Person 1: "How was your date with Johnny last night?"

Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."

by timmy_222 August 24, 2009

Shark

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.

Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"

by timmy_222 August 24, 2009

Black

1. A colour.

2. One of the best bullet wasting simulators of all time available on PS2 and Xbox.

1. "I see a red door and I want it painted black"

-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.

2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."

Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"

by Timmy_222 June 18, 2009

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009

Unintentional Comedy

Unintentional Comedy refers to any type of performing art that fails so bad it becomes a piece of comedy gold. This phenomenon is most regularly seen in the movie genre but can apply to music, theater or even visual art.

Prime examples of Unintentional comedy are movies such as COMMANDO, Total Recall, Rambo 4 and The Transporter. These movies were all intended as serious works but in the end are so poorly made or acted that their failure has amused the masses, making them cult hits. A musical Example is Lordi, a band who obviously think they are hardcore, but could be outmanned by a female kitten.

by Timmy_222 June 22, 2009

beoderant

When someone smells of a mixture of deoderant and B.O. This generally provides a rather ambivalent reaction as you both love it and are disgusted at the same time.

person 1: "Mmmm, that dude is totally beoderant!"

person 2: "Don't know if i want to hug him or vomit."

person 3: "I'd motorboat that."

by timmy_222 July 6, 2009

Going Patriot

To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"

Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."

Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."

2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."

Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"

by timmy_222 July 19, 2009