Timmy_222's definitions

Duck Slap

To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.

John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.

Jack: Why's that?

John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.

Jack: Brutal man, brutal.

by Timmy_222 May 4, 2009

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

Going Patriot

To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"

Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."

Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."

2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."

Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"

by timmy_222 July 19, 2009

Testosterous

A preposterous amount of testosterone. Something incredibly Manly or Hard

Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."

by Timmy_222 November 13, 2009

Man Sandwich

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.

Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."

by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009

Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

by Timmy_222 October 2, 2009

Unintentional Comedy

Unintentional Comedy refers to any type of performing art that fails so bad it becomes a piece of comedy gold. This phenomenon is most regularly seen in the movie genre but can apply to music, theater or even visual art.

Prime examples of Unintentional comedy are movies such as COMMANDO, Total Recall, Rambo 4 and The Transporter. These movies were all intended as serious works but in the end are so poorly made or acted that their failure has amused the masses, making them cult hits. A musical Example is Lordi, a band who obviously think they are hardcore, but could be outmanned by a female kitten.

by Timmy_222 June 22, 2009