Timmay's definitions

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

by Timmay December 6, 2004

Starbucks

An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.

Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?

by timmay October 15, 2004

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

cha-rue

The way that marcos says True

Yes Marcos, it is cha-rue if you drop the treo it will break!

by Timmay June 29, 2004

mcnabb

Someone that can do a job well until the going gets tough, then self destructs. syn : peyton manning

Bob is a great telemarketer until he deals with irate people, then he pulls a mcnabb... he starts stuttering and slurring his words and can't sell jack shit the rest of the night.

by timmay February 7, 2005