5 definitions by Tim7
by Tim7 March 4, 2022
Haven't you heard how I escaped the cops? I just pooped a puddle in front of their car, it's called a Poop Slick! - Jon(Garfield)
by Tim7 May 18, 2023
Point of View: It's the summer of 2011, you have recently found the girl of your life, you really want to have kids, but the wedding plans aren't ready yet, so you decide to be a sl*t and impregnate your girlfriend pre-marriage, 7 months later the baby is born two months too early, you still love the child and your wife, (yes you are officially married now)
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
by Tim7 November 22, 2022
1. A famous national park that shutdown in 4th of July, 2007 after a deadly incident which shut down Anodyne Inc.
2. Slang term for neovagina, a horrible smelly gaping hole that some mentally ill men have, worse than the national park.
2. Slang term for neovagina, a horrible smelly gaping hole that some mentally ill men have, worse than the national park.
by Tim7 June 18, 2023
Bopimo! is a sandbox user-generated 3D platforming game, where you can create your very own levels which other players can play. You can buy items from the shop or purchase a membership, it is inspired by Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Maker.
Fan: Hey Nathaniel Bandy, have you heard of Bopimo!?
Nathaniel Bandy: No what's that.
Fan: It is like Super Mario 64.
Nathaniel Bandy: OH MY GOSH I LOVE SM64 IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER SEND LINK NOW!
Nathaniel Bandy: No what's that.
Fan: It is like Super Mario 64.
Nathaniel Bandy: OH MY GOSH I LOVE SM64 IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER SEND LINK NOW!
by Tim7 March 3, 2021