The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.
Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.
by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010

Also known as. Pronounced as (ack-uh).
This word is useful because it takes less time to say aka than it does to say a.k.a.
This word is useful because it takes less time to say aka than it does to say a.k.a.
I was happy when Lil Wayne aka the most overated rapper of all time was sentenced to a year in prison. I hope he drops the soap in the shower.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.
If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.
by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

"We're never gonna score! We're just gonna get old like these people! But they've probably already scored!"
by Tikibarberfan February 01, 2010
