39 definitions by Tikibarberfan

Hoemance

When two girls are very good friends. Does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. Based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it's about boys.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 11, 2010

Cum

One of the few words in the English language that is actually spelled the way it sounds.

Too bad that "cum" will never be a spelling bee word.

by Tikibarberfan February 9, 2010

Pass Interference

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

Pass Interference

When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan February 26, 2011

Arthur

A fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

Arthur is a fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010