Tikibarberfan's definitions

Katy Perry

I don't care if she uses auto-tune, she's hot!

Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011

Titties

Make the world go round

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress

by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010

Phuck

How I say "fuck" on FaceBook so I don't get in trouble.

You killed my girlfriend, ground her into chili and then fed that chili to me?!!? Phuck you!

by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

OG

Jay-Z's imaginary friend.

Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game.

by Tikibarberfan March 6, 2010

Daft Punk

Along with french fries, and possibly french kissing, the only reason we don't bomb the fuckers west of Germany and east of Spain.

I think of "Digital Love" by Daft Punk during self exploration.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.

If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010