Tikibarberfan's definitions

Aka

Also known as. Pronounced as (ack-uh).

This word is useful because it takes less time to say aka than it does to say a.k.a.

I was happy when Lil Wayne aka the most overated rapper of all time was sentenced to a year in prison. I hope he drops the soap in the shower.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

LeBron

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010

Justin Bieber

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.

The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.

by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011

Katy Perry

I don't care if she uses auto-tune, she's hot!

Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010