Tikibarberfan's definitions

Caucasian

1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).

Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.

by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010

December 22 2012

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.

December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.

by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010

Cum

One of the few words in the English language that is actually spelled the way it sounds.

Too bad that "cum" will never be a spelling bee word.

by Tikibarberfan February 8, 2010

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

North Carolina

The 12th state to ratify the constitution. Has some big cities, like Greensboro (the best one), and Charlotte, and lots of smaller towns in the country. College basketball is the main sport, because schools like Duke and UNC are consistently successful. The ONLY state in America where you can visit the mountains, beach, and city in the same day. You can't call us rednecks- I mean cmon we have an NBA team. Also pretty kickass climate-wise because I can wear shorts year-round.

If you went to any of the states that border North Carolina (Virginia, Tennessee, and especially South Carolina), you'd get your ass on the soonest flight back.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Daft Punk

Along with french fries, and possibly french kissing, the only reason we don't bomb the fuckers west of Germany and east of Spain.

I think of "Digital Love" by Daft Punk during self exploration.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010