Titties

Make the world go round

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress

by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010

Godawesome

1. The opposite of godawful.

2. Me.

1. Boobs are godawesome!

2. No example necessary.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

Parents

The people who had sex to make you

I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.

by Tikibarberfan October 01, 2010

Right Quick

1. How rednecks say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".

1. I'm gonna shoot a deer right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.

by Tikibarberfan February 01, 2010

Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

by Tikibarberfan March 01, 2010

OG

Jay-Z's imaginary friend.

Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game.

by Tikibarberfan March 06, 2010

Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010