Tikibarberfan's definitions

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

Dog Style

When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.

It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011

Aka

Also known as. Pronounced as (ack-uh).

This word is useful because it takes less time to say aka than it does to say a.k.a.

I was happy when Lil Wayne aka the most overated rapper of all time was sentenced to a year in prison. I hope he drops the soap in the shower.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

LeBron

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010

Hoemance

When two girls are very good friends. Does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. Based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it's about boys.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

by Tikibarberfan March 9, 2010

Daily Double

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010