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Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010
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Right Quick

1. How rednecks say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".
1. I'm gonna shoot a deer right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.
by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010
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Godawesome

1. The opposite of godawful.

2. Me.
1. Boobs are godawesome!

2. No example necessary.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
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Yugioh and Pokemon

A type of porn 8 year olds watch.
When Bob was 8, he always made sure he got home in time to see Yugioh and Pokemon.
by Tikibarberfan March 12, 2010
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December 22 2012

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.
December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.
by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010
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Caucasian

1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010
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Titties

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress
by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010
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