Tikibarberfan's definitions

Katy Perry

I don't care if she uses auto-tune, she's hot!

Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.

If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011

Justin Bieber

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.

The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.

by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

Bruce Springsteen

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.

Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Frontin'

How Kanye West says exaggerating.

Jamaal: The day after I scored 80 points in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, I killed Hitler and discovered the cure for cancer.
Me: Wow, really?
Jamaal: Naw, I'm just frontin'.
Me: Stfu. Just because you're black and you say frontin', it doesn't mean your Kanye West.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010