Tikibarberfan's definitions

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

Justin Bieber

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.

The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.

by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010

Dog Style

When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.

It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.

If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

Danielnykampism

A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.

(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.

Bob has Danielnykampism.

by Tikibarberfan January 31, 2010

4G

What happens (hopefully) after a double date.

Four people having sex at the same time.

4G rhymes with orgy.

by Tikibarberfan July 19, 2010

Rap Formula

3PA+2NbP+2Cw

3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days

This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.

In "I Love College" he talks about drinking beer, smoking weed, and having this one girl completely naked. He mentions Allen Iverson and Hakeem Olajuwon. He says "ass" and "fucked up".

In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".

These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.

by Tikibarberfan March 16, 2010