Tikibarberfan's definitions

Daft Punk

Along with french fries, and possibly french kissing, the only reason we don't bomb the fuckers west of Germany and east of Spain.

I think of "Digital Love" by Daft Punk during self exploration.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.

If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

Justin Bieber

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.

The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.

by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

Dog Style

When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.

It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Katy Perry

I don't care if she uses auto-tune, she's hot!

Every time Katy Perry kisses a girl, a puppy is born.
Whenever Katy Perry's in Vegas, I hope I wake up next to her.
Katy Perry's so hot she melts the Popsicle in my pants.
Whether your hand is hot or cold, it's always fun to jack off to Katy Perry!

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011