TiTyRon's definitions

photoshop 'ed

what all the people on the front cover of any magazine are

did you see taylor lautner on the front cover of rollingstone??
there is no way a little butter cup could have the body of a bodybuilder!!!! that asshole got photoshop 'ed. no wonder alot of twennyboppers think they can marry this douchbag he is even a bigger tool then mario lopez

by TiTyRon December 16, 2009

vampire

ruined by stephenie meyer and her creation TWILIGHT

a real vampire does not/is not:
love

a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions

A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love

only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)

todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans

thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Joke character

characters made in movies and video games usually
joke characters are made to be funny,funny as in to make fun of other characters from rival movies or video games.

the biggest example of a joke character can be dan hibiki
he is capcom's joke character to make fun of snk's ryo sakazaki(an obvious ryu imitator) ryo sports a karate outfit like ryu and ken.he copys ryu'sname simply by replacing the u with an o also having his suit in red like ken masters and aslo with the blond hair

by TiTyRon September 21, 2009

micheal myers

Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby

micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Mario Lopez

the only tool from saved by the bell who does not seem to age

Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d

by TiTyRon December 8, 2009

support the artist

what music fans(usually assholes) say because they dont like to get music for free from programs such aslimewire or bittorrent
these people would rather spend 20 dollars on cd's(this money supports the artist) for the artist to live well and the music fan lives like shit why would a music fan support thier favorite artist when the artist has lots of money, they dont need more you know?

person a)i just downloaded tons of song on limewire!!!this sure bets the hell outof paying for music thank god for limewire

person b)fuck you asshole limewire is ilegal i support the artist by buying thier cds for 20 bucks each im broke but my favorite artist is rich so im happy my money will inspire him to make more songs

person a) yeah for people like me to download for free

by TiTyRon September 15, 2009