6 definitions by Thygeekgoddess
As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017
by Thygeekgoddess July 22, 2017
Any hardware used on site covered by a tech support contract.
and associated peripherals needed by the above.
and associated peripherals needed by the above.
Well, the link is up, it's not sunspots and Mercury isn't in retrograde,
so let's check for interference around your geekware.
so let's check for interference around your geekware.
by Thygeekgoddess February 9, 2017
by Thygeekgoddess May 4, 2017
Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 6, 2017
Freakin + Hilarious
Originally used in tech support and office banter as cursing is prohibited
in a professional setting.
Used to compliment an end users or co-worker's troubleshooting prowess prior to calling your department.
Originally used in tech support and office banter as cursing is prohibited
in a professional setting.
Used to compliment an end users or co-worker's troubleshooting prowess prior to calling your department.
Wow! You REALLY did a great job troubleshooting that weird problem !
I wish I worked for you because you are FILARIOUS!
Now, is there an electric pencil sharpener or neon promo sign around any of the geekware?
I wish I worked for you because you are FILARIOUS!
Now, is there an electric pencil sharpener or neon promo sign around any of the geekware?
by Thygeekgoddess February 8, 2017