4 definitions by ThickCookingOilDrinker

Virgin

Anyone who uses this website.

You. You are a virgin. Go do something constructive.

Virgin showing someone their bedroom: 'This is where the magic doesn't happen'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.

You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Alex Jones

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Antifa

A group of humanoid lower life forms that claim they're fighting fascism. They can often be found on the streets of some of the most dangerous cities in America during the night. Be cautious around these creatures, they are easily angered by opposing political views or people who don't hate Donald Trump. Once triggered, they will proceed to make rude hand gestures and chant odd phrases in your face to intimidate you and drown out your voice. Higher level antifas carry firearms, approach these creatures with extreme caution.

Trump supporter: 'Yo watch out there's a wild antifa over there.'
Other conservative: 'Shit bro, let's get out of here before we get shot.'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021