A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.
Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold
by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016
Mom:"Where's your brother?"
Me: "I don't know where that nigga..."
Mom:"I will snatch you baldheaded if I hear you say that word around your Aunt Celia!"
Me:"But you always use it."
Mom:"Do I hear those lips moving?! "
Me:*mutters* "No, mom"
Me: "I don't know where that nigga..."
Mom:"I will snatch you baldheaded if I hear you say that word around your Aunt Celia!"
Me:"But you always use it."
Mom:"Do I hear those lips moving?! "
Me:*mutters* "No, mom"
by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016
by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016