Thewriterev16's definitions

Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.

Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold

by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016

Fuckboy

A guy who is hot enough to fuck but has nothing going on upstairs

Can you believe that guy at Starbucks today? He was such a fuckboy

by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016

nigga

Something my parents don't let me say when we have guests over

Mom:"Where's your brother?"
Me: "I don't know where that nigga..."
Mom:"I will snatch you baldheaded if I hear you say that word around your Aunt Celia!"
Me:"But you always use it."
Mom:"Do I hear those lips moving?! "
Me:*mutters* "No, mom"

by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016