Theo Huxtable's definitions

Joe Navy

A term from the sailors in the U.S. Navy when talking about a person that just seems to LOVE the Navy with a passion. The kind of fools that stay in 20 years or more and love every facet of the navy. They take everything seriously, never put their hands in their pockets, love wearing their uniforms, and really doesn't have a rebellious bone in their body. They have been completely brainwashed by the system and don't even know it. Usually they're not the smartest people and probably couldn't make it out in the civilian world.

"Man, that guy is always walking like a robot, he's always pulling rank even though he's only an E-5, and he's always on someone's case about their 'irish pennants' or the fact that they've got their hand's in their pocket. Plus he loves the navy more than he loves his wife and kids. He's Joe Navy."

by Theo Huxtable April 27, 2005

bag

To "bag," or "bagging". To crack jokes by insulting someone or their mother. I believe this is West Coast oriented, as I grew up in Los Angeles hearing this term, but in the military I met people from other regions of the nation who never heard this. But people from California knew what "bagging" meant. Most called it "jone-ing". See dozens, dirty dozens, jone.

Oh, you wanna bag? Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

by Theo Huxtable May 8, 2004

facesit

Or "facesitting". When the person (usually a female on a male, or female on a female), sits on her sex partners face. The person being sat on will either have their nose in their partner's pussy or their nose in their asshole, or their mouth in their partner's pussy or asshole.

She performed a facesit on him because he requested to smell her asshole.

by Theo Huxtable May 8, 2004

padussy

The wrong way to spell budussy. Or bodussy (both pronounced the same way).

Spelled by white people from the suburbs that just heard it before and ran to urbandictionary.com with excitement to tell everyone about this new word they heard.

Because it stands for butt/booty, dick, and pussy, there has to be a "B" somewhere. Common sense will tell you that.

Originally came from the movie "How To Be a Player" in 1997.

Tyler from Wisconsin heard someone say "budussy", so he jumped on his moms computer and went to urbandictionary.com to enter in "padussy."

by Theo Huxtable July 29, 2005

flaky

An unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all. Also spelled "flakey", or "flake" in the noun form.

She told me she would send me her pictures, but it's been 3 months and she hasn't sent me shit. She's flaky as hell.

by Theo Huxtable October 10, 2005

man slut

Women were pissed/jealous that men are considered a pimp, a player, and "the man" when he sleeps with a lot of women and get a lot of pussy. So women created this phrase out of anger. What women don't understand is that why this double-standard tips in our favor (men), is because men have to always do all the approaching and it takes more skill/talent for a man to get pussy, than it does for a woman to get dick. That's why we get props for getting pussy, and women get ridiculed for opening her legs 7 days a week. HAHA!

Joe: I slept with 5 different hot chicks over the past 2 weeks! I fuckin' rule!
Susan: You're such a man slut. I hate you.

by Theo Huxtable April 16, 2005

all city

When you do graffiti and you get your name all over your city. Meaning people can drive/walk anywhere in town and they'll see your name over and over.

Damn that dude CHAKA LOD was all city L.A.

by Theo Huxtable October 10, 2005