9 definitions by Thefanman
by Thefanman July 14, 2015
by Thefanman March 17, 2016
German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.
Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.
Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.
Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.
Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.
Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.
by Thefanman May 15, 2018
by Thefanman January 4, 2016
by Thefanman February 13, 2017
Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 7, 2022
That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.
(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.
(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.
by Thefanman July 26, 2016