1 definition by Theat kid that one time

Baby

A baby is parasite a girl usually receives after having unprotected sex.

Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.

by Theat kid that one time June 25, 2009