Theamazinggeek's definitions

Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)

A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.

"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"

by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018

Femininely awkward

1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.

Not to be confused with being shy or coy.

The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.

For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.

Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward

by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019

kitten

Applied to women who act young Immature and naive usually in between the ages of 18 and 21. Kittens are impulsive, easily jealous, immature (and still squeal in delight like a little school child).

Normally you will find a kitten will attach herself to a older man. Kittens love to attach themselves onto college seniors, college grads, but mostly middle aged men. (those in the Transition of a midlife crisis, married, or bachelor)

did you see that kitten in that coffee shop! Sittin on her guys lap like some high schooler.
and did you see her guy, hes gotta be twice his age

by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2015

Boozehound

A guy who seeks out extremely drunken sexual partners from a bar. normally to add one more to his one night stand totempole

It obvious that Greg the boozehound is horny and seeking out his next victim of his one night stands

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Alleycatting

1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc

Jacob spent the entire night alleycatting. When he arrived home he had s many cuts and bruises

by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019