4 definitions by The_Resurrected
In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!
The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!
Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!
Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!
Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
Brexit in a nut shell; the result of ignorant, very misinformed brexiteers that do not seem to understand that Britain is a small island between two massive more cultural and economically developed continents.
That and the fact that most of even the original Anglo-Saxons are Danish (european in origin). The British isles has seen many mass migrations from Europe over thousands of years. More including the Romans (Modern Day Italians), the Vikings (Modern day Scandinavians), the Normans (Modern day French/Viking mix) and even the original Celtic inhabitants of the British Isles originally came from Hallstatt (modern day Austria; and spread all over Europe). As well as yet more migrations from other tribes.
In the modern day wake of WWII; brexit is an example of an increasingly ignorant; uneducated population.
Thats right Brits you and the Germanic peoples are the same historically; whether you like it not!
That and the fact that most of even the original Anglo-Saxons are Danish (european in origin). The British isles has seen many mass migrations from Europe over thousands of years. More including the Romans (Modern Day Italians), the Vikings (Modern day Scandinavians), the Normans (Modern day French/Viking mix) and even the original Celtic inhabitants of the British Isles originally came from Hallstatt (modern day Austria; and spread all over Europe). As well as yet more migrations from other tribes.
In the modern day wake of WWII; brexit is an example of an increasingly ignorant; uneducated population.
Thats right Brits you and the Germanic peoples are the same historically; whether you like it not!
Brexiteer 1: "Shit the economy is fucked!"
Brexiteer 2: "Bloody foreigners; bloody Polish, its their fault!"
Observer 1: "I wonder what the educational attainment is of these two ignorant halfwit Brits - who watch the news too much?!"
Observer 2: "Yes but do not worry its that Small Island Syndrome because of Brexit; these fuckers do not even understand that they are related to europeans!"
Brexiteer 2: "Bloody foreigners; bloody Polish, its their fault!"
Observer 1: "I wonder what the educational attainment is of these two ignorant halfwit Brits - who watch the news too much?!"
Observer 2: "Yes but do not worry its that Small Island Syndrome because of Brexit; these fuckers do not even understand that they are related to europeans!"
by The_Resurrected April 26, 2019
An individual who engages in playing the field for members of the opposite sex, the only difference to a regular playa is that this species will give you the honest heads up and provide some caveats! They will tell you they are a playa no less, rather than stinging you in the tail later!
Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.
But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.
But thats OK!
Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.
But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.
But thats OK!
Fig Mandem 1: "Hey Shanice, yo I just broke up completely this time with Tyrone. I cried a little, we had some beautiful moments and we will always have them. I'm gonna miss him, I'm upset!
Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."
Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."
Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
by The_Resurrected October 25, 2018
When individuals (or groups) originally from the capital cities of the world (or metropolitan) assume an air of superiority over everyone else. Cities where the problem is prevalent include; London, Edinburgh, Belfast, Dublin, Paris, Athens, Rome, Berlin, Vilnius, Vienna, Barcelona, Lisbon, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, Washington, D.C., Mexico City, Ottawa, Cape Town, New Delhi, Beijing and Tokyo.
The phenomenon (disease) is mainly confined to Europe, North America and the developed english speaking world. However we cannot rule out its existence elsewhere.
The phenomenon (disease) is mainly confined to Europe, North America and the developed english speaking world. However we cannot rule out its existence elsewhere.
Bar and club social scenario in Edinburgh
Man 1: "Hey bro, have you noticed how Sebastian from London and his bitches are staring at us?"
Man 2: "Yes indeed, it seemed to happen more once we told them we were from Leicester."
Man 1: "Yeah that condescending look, down the nose and all that. As if he's above."
Man 2: "Bro I know, but don't worry that mandem has capital city syndrome - its like just because theres a political office
in his city and its richer with more of a cultural hub. He somehow thinks it defines his superior nature."
Man 1: "Narcissistic Wankers"
Man 2: "Indeed, yeah apparently even Edinburgh folks and Dublin folks are also afflicted with the disease! Its like
everyone else in the counties doesn't matter!"
Man 1: "Hey bro, have you noticed how Sebastian from London and his bitches are staring at us?"
Man 2: "Yes indeed, it seemed to happen more once we told them we were from Leicester."
Man 1: "Yeah that condescending look, down the nose and all that. As if he's above."
Man 2: "Bro I know, but don't worry that mandem has capital city syndrome - its like just because theres a political office
in his city and its richer with more of a cultural hub. He somehow thinks it defines his superior nature."
Man 1: "Narcissistic Wankers"
Man 2: "Indeed, yeah apparently even Edinburgh folks and Dublin folks are also afflicted with the disease! Its like
everyone else in the counties doesn't matter!"
by The_Resurrected October 10, 2018