1 definition by The_Hemperor
The Underpants Gnomes are mystical creatures that bring you back all of your missing nugs at the most opportune times. Whether you lost your frosty green nuggets during a fumble in the car, or you lost your whole sack during a drunken rampage, the Gnomes are sure to bring back what is rightfully yours in due time. If they happen to give your pot to someone else, do not worry, for the Gnomes are fair and will reimburse you at a later time.
They dwell anywhere that you may have been smoking pot, but these honored creatures never show themselves. Regardless, they must be thanked and honored when they present gifts.
They dwell anywhere that you may have been smoking pot, but these honored creatures never show themselves. Regardless, they must be thanked and honored when they present gifts.
"I dropped a couple nugs on the ground right here and they just vanished! WTF!"
"Ah bummer bro, it was probably the Underpants Gnomes."
"Fuck yeah, check this loud loud I just found under my seat! Must've been the Gnomes."
"Ah bummer bro, it was probably the Underpants Gnomes."
"Fuck yeah, check this loud loud I just found under my seat! Must've been the Gnomes."
by The_Hemperor February 17, 2014