The_Hawk's definitions

Warmicus Fuzziness

Legendary gladiator who is famous for his compassion. Rather than brutally killing his opponents after defeating them as was the common practice and tradition of the day, Warmicus Fuzziness would simply draw his initials, WF, in the sand next to his fallen opponent and thrust his weapon into the ground sparing his opponent's life. This is why it is common practice to honor Warmicus Fuzziness's memory by signing any Warm Fuzzy you make <3 WF.

We definitely made Warmicus Fuzziness proud this week.

by The_Hawk August 6, 2009

Hogan

An open-air frame structure with tarps covering the windows and doorways. Hogan camping involves lots of wood collection, fire building, battles with resident wildlife, hiking, cooking over the campfire (see Bullseye), and epic amounts of outdoor fun in a rustic setting.

I'm in the hogans this week.

Can we go look at the hogans?

Lets prank the hogans!

by The_Hawk August 13, 2009

Pokey

A stick used in building and maintaining a campfire to arrange and rearrange the wood so as to minimize the number of burns to the fire builder. Next to the Left Handed Smoke Shifter a Pokey is the most necessary thing needed to maintain a good campfire. Especially, good pokey sticks have been known to be named usually with some form of the word pokey such as Pokey, Pokey Jr., or Pokey III.

I miss Pokey!

Hey Bear, we should raid Hogan B and get Pokey.

by The_Hawk August 16, 2009

Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

Bullseye

Arguably, one of the best camp breakfasts there is and yet also one of the simplest to make. A bullseye is made by removing the center of a piece of bread and putting it in a greased cast iron skillet on a grate over a campfire. Then, an egg is cracked and dropped in the hole in the bread (hence the name bullseye). Finally, cheese and/or ham is placed on it and it's allowed to cook, flipping as necessary. However, pepperoni (or ronies) can also be used in place of the ham or it can be eaten plain.

Can I have a bullseye, ham and possibly ronies
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!

by The_Hawk August 7, 2009

Bluestone

Bluestone is a magical place where people who just met consider each other family, dogs wear people clothes, purple gorillas play tag, superheroes are real and make appearances just when they're needed most, fires reach to the skies, problems seem to fade away, and lives are changed.

Friendship for a lifetime
And a family that grows
Each and every moment
Love is being woven
Through the Father, Son, and Spirit
I have learned and now I know
That Bluestone through the ages
Will always be, like coming home

by The_Hawk August 3, 2009

Lukewarm Smoothie

In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.

Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:

1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS

2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS

by The_Hawk August 3, 2009