The_Buddy's definitions

Tuna Fish

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Richard Cox

A name given to a child only by a parent who really wants to hate their child and one day and ruin their high school reputation and lower their ego.

Substitute teacher Mr. Butkis- "Is Richard Cox here? or does he go by Dick? Dick Cox? Are you present?"

Marvin-"(pointing his finger) Dick boy is right over there! HAHA your name is 2 private parts!!!!"

(Richard Cox runs out of the room and heads toward the cafeteria to eat his pain away, since Marvin Crushed his reputation)

by The_Buddy January 15, 2010

Pellegrino

What fancy people call water.

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"

Boyd- "Wheres the what now?

Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"

Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"

by The_Buddy January 9, 2012

Burnin' hot

Used to describe something that is very hot when the more common, grammar-correct, simple word "very" won't suffice. Used as a slang term; or could be considered an ebonic term.

Gerard: "Dude, are these twinkies ready to come out of the deep fryer?"

Frank Fritz: "Yeah, but don't eat 'em yet, they'll be burnin' hot"

Gerard: "No biggie, ill just have an orange Julius while i wait"

Frank Fritz: "Thats straight"

Gerard: "Piss off, ya douche!"

Frank Fritz: "If by piss, you mean the urine i put in your Julius, then yes"

by The_Buddy April 5, 2011

Piss Water

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

by The_Buddy December 31, 2009

Backwash

The sediment and/or particles of whatever you're eating that ends up in your drink.

William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"

Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"

William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"

Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."

by The_Buddy August 22, 2011

Wrist Piece

A watch. Usually a high class watch, such as a Rolex, IWC, or other Swiss-made watch. However, a high dollar watch to the working class could be a Fossil, Nixon, or Guess.

John Jacob- "Woah, better check your wrist piece, we got to get to the House of Blues real soon! I don't want to miss the Bowling For Soup/Good Charlotte concert."

Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."

John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"

Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"

John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"

by The_Buddy November 19, 2010