19 definitions by The_Buddy
Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"
Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"
Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"
Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
by The_Buddy January 1, 2010
Your peripheral vision. Also would account when somebody says "I caught it out of the corner of my eye".
Richard- "Dude, i saw Jacob eat your four piece chicken McNuggets"
Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."
Richard- "I used my perif."
Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."
Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."
Richard- "I used my perif."
Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."
by The_Buddy August 21, 2011
Melbin Toast- "Woah, check out John in his streets, i didn't know he wore slacks."
Seymour Duncan- "Yeah its odd to see him in his streets, im used to seeing him in only a white shirt and tie."
Melbin Toast- "I wonder when John is at home if his family says 'Hey look at dad in his works!' "
Seymour- "..."
Seymour Duncan- "Yeah its odd to see him in his streets, im used to seeing him in only a white shirt and tie."
Melbin Toast- "I wonder when John is at home if his family says 'Hey look at dad in his works!' "
Seymour- "..."
by The_Buddy January 14, 2012
A watch. Usually a high class watch, such as a Rolex, IWC, or other Swiss-made watch. However, a high dollar watch to the working class could be a Fossil, Nixon, or Guess.
John Jacob- "Woah, better check your wrist piece, we got to get to the House of Blues real soon! I don't want to miss the Bowling For Soup/Good Charlotte concert."
Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."
John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"
Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"
John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"
Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."
John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"
Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"
John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"
by The_Buddy November 17, 2010
After finishing his green bean casserole, Steve had to defecate, so he headed to the bathroom. The male flight attendant said he had to wait approximately 3 minutes for the Boeing to jettison the fecal matter.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
by The_Buddy April 19, 2011
Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!
by The_Buddy December 30, 2014
Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
by The_Buddy January 25, 2010