The_Buddy's definitions

Backwash

The sediment and/or particles of whatever you're eating that ends up in your drink.

William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"

Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"

William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"

Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."

by The_Buddy August 22, 2011

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 26, 2010

Pellegrino

What fancy people call water.

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"

Boyd- "Wheres the what now?

Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"

Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"

by The_Buddy January 9, 2012

Burnin' hot

Used to describe something that is very hot when the more common, grammar-correct, simple word "very" won't suffice. Used as a slang term; or could be considered an ebonic term.

Gerard: "Dude, are these twinkies ready to come out of the deep fryer?"

Frank Fritz: "Yeah, but don't eat 'em yet, they'll be burnin' hot"

Gerard: "No biggie, ill just have an orange Julius while i wait"

Frank Fritz: "Thats straight"

Gerard: "Piss off, ya douche!"

Frank Fritz: "If by piss, you mean the urine i put in your Julius, then yes"

by The_Buddy April 5, 2011

Brownie Gun

The human tuckus (a.k.a. butt). Plain and simple.

That fart came out of Johnny's brownie gun so loud and obscure that Bill Cosby asked if there was a load in his pants

by The_Buddy November 24, 2010

Perif

Your peripheral vision. Also would account when somebody says "I caught it out of the corner of my eye".

Richard- "Dude, i saw Jacob eat your four piece chicken McNuggets"

Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."

Richard- "I used my perif."

Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."

by The_Buddy August 24, 2011

Shrimp

The food of the Sea.

Millions of Shrimp inhabit the blue waters of the world. It is a delicious food to eat. In the words of Bubba Blue, you can make shrimp stir fry, shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, bbq shrimp, broiled shrimp, boiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauteed shrimp, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, deep fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp with potatoes, or a shrimp sandwich.

by The_Buddy January 11, 2010