The_Buddy's definitions

Piss Water

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

by The_Buddy December 31, 2009

Shrimp

The food of the Sea.

Millions of Shrimp inhabit the blue waters of the world. It is a delicious food to eat. In the words of Bubba Blue, you can make shrimp stir fry, shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, bbq shrimp, broiled shrimp, boiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauteed shrimp, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, deep fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp with potatoes, or a shrimp sandwich.

by The_Buddy January 11, 2010

Beautiful Blues

Blue eyes, very pretty blue eyes.

Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"

LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"

Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"

LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."

by The_Buddy January 12, 2010

Richard Cox

A name given to a child only by a parent who really wants to hate their child and one day and ruin their high school reputation and lower their ego.

Substitute teacher Mr. Butkis- "Is Richard Cox here? or does he go by Dick? Dick Cox? Are you present?"

Marvin-"(pointing his finger) Dick boy is right over there! HAHA your name is 2 private parts!!!!"

(Richard Cox runs out of the room and heads toward the cafeteria to eat his pain away, since Marvin Crushed his reputation)

by The_Buddy January 15, 2010

McGurgles

The first side effect after one eats food from McDonald's. Soon to come is the McAche, McRuns, McSpits, McPuke, and finally the trip to the McRoom (Emergency Room).

Delroy- "Man, that super-sized Big Mac extra value meal killed me."

Jasonlin- "I know what your saying, after this meal i'm going to stop eating McDonald's due to the side effects from eating their food."

Delroy- (Puzzled) "Side effec...?" (pukes everywhere)

Jasonlin- "Still need a dictionary? ...Actually i think i have the McGurgles myself...hold on, i'm going to use the John."

Delroy- "I'm gunna hurt that Ronald clown if my McRoom visit is costly!!!"

by The_Buddy January 21, 2010

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 26, 2010

Burnin' hot

Used to describe something that is very hot when the more common, grammar-correct, simple word "very" won't suffice. Used as a slang term; or could be considered an ebonic term.

Gerard: "Dude, are these twinkies ready to come out of the deep fryer?"

Frank Fritz: "Yeah, but don't eat 'em yet, they'll be burnin' hot"

Gerard: "No biggie, ill just have an orange Julius while i wait"

Frank Fritz: "Thats straight"

Gerard: "Piss off, ya douche!"

Frank Fritz: "If by piss, you mean the urine i put in your Julius, then yes"

by The_Buddy April 5, 2011