11 definitions by TheWindSoldier

Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.

Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

Puffadick

A Game where you light your penis on fire and see how long you go before you scream in pain.

Jack: Why do you look so sad?
Bob: I played Puffadick.. And I lost...

by TheWindSoldier April 3, 2010

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 9, 2010

Netgear Firewall

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.

Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

FruityMcGayMan

Slang word for a Gay person who likes putting fruit shaped bits in his butt.

Bob: Hey
Jack: Don't be gay
Bob: I'm not gay.
Jack: Yeah your not gay, Your a FruityMcGayMan
Bob: Okay.

by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

by TheWindSoldier April 21, 2010

Inflirment

The act of taking a shit in the toilet and forgetting to properly flush it.

Bob: John, Please don't inflirment in the toilet.

by TheWindSoldier April 5, 2010