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Definition.

The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.

Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.

An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.

First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television

P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
by TheUltimateDx April 24, 2023
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The feeling you get when you are more active in the middle of the night than during the day, usually due to schedule changes where you work at night and sleep during the day.

It can also be caused by simply feeling lonely in the middle of the night on a regular basis.
P1: Just started my job as a nighttime security guard.
P2: how you holding up working nights
P1: I got that 2 in the am pm
by TheUltimateDx August 4, 2022
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Definition. To walk
In use. A word used to explain why being asinine when it comes to how people pronounce words is pointless in an angry video game nerd video.
Ex.1
P1. Im going disanthopolonopious
P2. You’re going to do what
P1. Im going to walk
P2. Why didn’t you just say that

Ex.2
P1. Im going to download this gif
P2. Its not gif it’s gif
P1. Who cares, you know what im saying, it would only be a problem if i started to pronounce walk as disanthopolonopious
by TheUltimateDx January 14, 2023
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