TheStrangerWhoKnows's definitions

Life

Life is a blessing and a curse at the same time. Blessed as you can live a nice on, cursed as you can also have a bad one. It is one of the most importnt things. I can be taken, never given (except through birth). Its the thing that most people cherish, and one that is taken eventually, through death. Theres no answer to it, therefore it has no clear definition.

Guy 1: Man, life is so hard to understand.
Guy 2: No, its basically a blessing.
Guy 3: More like a curse.
Guy 2: Nah, its only bad if you want it to be.
Guy 3: Well I don't recall wanting my life to be f***ed up.
Guy 1: Okay then, life is still confusing.
Guy 2 & 3: Okay, fine. Nobody knows the answer to life.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 17, 2018

Nothing

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.

Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Dank Memer

The people who have the dankest memes, usually living off of just Mountain Dew, and Doritos. They are usually seen wearing 8-bit sunglasses, and a OBEY hat. They usually smoke weed every day, and say 9 + 10 = 21. They do know that Ugandan Knuckles memes are dead, and that normies kill most memes within a few weeks. They also know all memes, non offensive and offensive. They know Roblox is a money wasting meme website, giving them occasional dank memes.

Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Memer: Just shut the fuck up! Ugandan Knuckles is a dead meme!
Normie: No u.
Dank Memer: Shut the fuck up you Roblox loving pile of useless memes!
Normie: Oof.
Dank Memer: Yeah, oof you Roblox loving 3 year old! Your lifes a meme!
Normie: True, all lifes a meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 15, 2018

Meme Triangle

This is used to tell people about what levels people are at in the meme world. At the very, very bottom are people who don't even know what a meme is. The next level is made up of people called normies. They ruin good memes, using them too often, thus resulting in their demise. They are easily offended by 9/11 memes and such The next level of people are called memers. They know when to stop using a meme, before it gets old. This is the start of the good zone. The next level of people are called dank memers, who don't get offended by 9/11 memes and such. They too know when to stop using a meme before it gets old. The next level is people called meme lords. These people make okay memes, know when to stop a meme, and they don't get offended by 9/11 and such memes easily. The final group, which is near 0.0001% of the worlds population, they are special. They were born with the gift of meme knowledge, bestowed upon them by the dead memes, in hope of turning all normies into memers, at the very least. These people, are very rare, they are called the Dank Meme Lords. They make the best memes, ones in which you cannot help but laugh, and know exactly when a meme is going to die. They have the special ability of being able to laugh at offensive memes, such as 9/11 memes. They are extremely rare to find. These rare few make up the tip of the meme triangle.

Guy 1: Do u kno de wae?
Guy 2 (Meme Lord): You must be near the bottom of the meme triangle to still like that dead meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Life

Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.

Mike: Whats life?
Bill: An illusion.
Liam: Like most things.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Short Story

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.

Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018