TheStrangerWhoKnows's definitions

Cheeto

A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.

Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!

(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018

Door

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 17, 2018

Fortnight

2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.

Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Internet Explorer

The best site for downloading Mozilla Firefox. Thats about it. Oh wait, it also is easy to get viruses, infrequent updates, no pop-up blockers, and the crappiest internet browser.

Guy 1: Oh yay! I got 35 viruses from Internet explorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018

Nothing

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.

Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Meme Triangle

This is used to tell people about what levels people are at in the meme world. At the very, very bottom are people who don't even know what a meme is. The next level is made up of people called normies. They ruin good memes, using them too often, thus resulting in their demise. They are easily offended by 9/11 memes and such The next level of people are called memers. They know when to stop using a meme, before it gets old. This is the start of the good zone. The next level of people are called dank memers, who don't get offended by 9/11 memes and such. They too know when to stop using a meme before it gets old. The next level is people called meme lords. These people make okay memes, know when to stop a meme, and they don't get offended by 9/11 and such memes easily. The final group, which is near 0.0001% of the worlds population, they are special. They were born with the gift of meme knowledge, bestowed upon them by the dead memes, in hope of turning all normies into memers, at the very least. These people, are very rare, they are called the Dank Meme Lords. They make the best memes, ones in which you cannot help but laugh, and know exactly when a meme is going to die. They have the special ability of being able to laugh at offensive memes, such as 9/11 memes. They are extremely rare to find. These rare few make up the tip of the meme triangle.

Guy 1: Do u kno de wae?
Guy 2 (Meme Lord): You must be near the bottom of the meme triangle to still like that dead meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018