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To tell someone about something, like whats it for, whats it do, how much it costs. That's pretty much it.
I will explain why I always pick the people:
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.
Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.
Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018
Get the Explain mug.Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Door mug.A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018
Get the Cheeto mug.The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 17, 2018
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Nothing mug.The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.
Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Time mug.The sound a Roblox character makes when it dies. It has become a widely known thing, so much so it became a meme. Used when you get injured or when someone embarrasses themselves. Usually used in place of 'ow' and 'ouch'.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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