TheStrangerWhoKnows's definitions

Door

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 17, 2018

Time

The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.

Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Normie

Someone who uses memes too much, and kills them off fast. They are at the bottom of the Meme Triangle, with Dank Meme Lords at the top. They are responsible for most of the meme deaths, like Pepe, Ugandan Knuckles, and many countless others. Almost everyone is a normie, when it comes to memes, as they use Tik Tok, IFunny, and other meme-killing apps. They also report dank memes since they are too offensive for them, and they often laugh at memes that are over 3 months old.

Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Meme Lord: Fucking normie, your the reason why that memes dead.
Normie: No u.
Dank Meme Lord: You are the reason why almost all memes are dead, you are why there are no good memes left.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Meme Triangle

This is used to tell people about what levels people are at in the meme world. At the very, very bottom are people who don't even know what a meme is. The next level is made up of people called normies. They ruin good memes, using them too often, thus resulting in their demise. They are easily offended by 9/11 memes and such The next level of people are called memers. They know when to stop using a meme, before it gets old. This is the start of the good zone. The next level of people are called dank memers, who don't get offended by 9/11 memes and such. They too know when to stop using a meme before it gets old. The next level is people called meme lords. These people make okay memes, know when to stop a meme, and they don't get offended by 9/11 and such memes easily. The final group, which is near 0.0001% of the worlds population, they are special. They were born with the gift of meme knowledge, bestowed upon them by the dead memes, in hope of turning all normies into memers, at the very least. These people, are very rare, they are called the Dank Meme Lords. They make the best memes, ones in which you cannot help but laugh, and know exactly when a meme is going to die. They have the special ability of being able to laugh at offensive memes, such as 9/11 memes. They are extremely rare to find. These rare few make up the tip of the meme triangle.

Guy 1: Do u kno de wae?
Guy 2 (Meme Lord): You must be near the bottom of the meme triangle to still like that dead meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Life

Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.

Mike: Whats life?
Bill: An illusion.
Liam: Like most things.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Short Story

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.

Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018