2 definitions by TheSaltmates

Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018

Fannie Guy

A fuckboy in the making who looses his confidence and leeches it from a woman of God.

Friend 1: "Did you see that new guy from English?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'

by TheSaltmates February 14, 2018