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Morbiusly obese

A term that describes one who has morbid obesity, and is also a really big Morbius fan.
Guy 1: I'm telling you, man. He really did say "It's Morbin' Time" in the movie!
Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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Femboy Day

This holiday happens every year. The exact day this occurs is unpredictable.
Throughout the 24 hours, people will be required to dress up as and act like a femboy. Femboys will also be allowed to legally have sex with people who refuse to be a femboy. Also, you can't legally kill a femboy yet. That is for the day afterward, Anti-Femboy Day.
To those reading this, good luck.
Person 1: Hey! Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Uh... Thursday?
Person 1: Dude! Don't you remember!
Person 2: Remember what?
Person 1: It's Femboy Day!
Person 2: SHIT! Lock the doors!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Remember what happened LAST FEMBOY DAY?
Person 1: Yeah. A femboy tried to give you a handjob. You were pretty traumatized!
Person 2: That is NOT happening again! Also get the shotgun!
Person 1: You can't legally kill a femboy let, dude. You have to wait until tomorrow.
Person 2: Oh. Dammit.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 21, 2022
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