TheMocker's definitions

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 6, 2005

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

shape in a drape

A well-dressed person

"Usually she just wears a t-shirt and jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that evening gown!"

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

Spike Lee

jobless (but immensely wealthy) liberal hippie who can seen doing a watusi-type dance at any given knicks game. accusing him of the above would brand you a racist by him or his staff.

I just saw Spike Lee handing out flowers and holding a peace rally in times square! isn't that amazing??

by TheMocker December 14, 2004

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

by TheMocker December 29, 2005

talk to me

what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.

Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"

Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"

by TheMocker June 27, 2005