TheMocker's definitions

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

by TheMocker December 29, 2005

shape in a drape

A well-dressed person

"Usually she just wears a t-shirt and jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that evening gown!"

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

pound of flesh

persistent and/or unreasonable demands, largely made through misguided feelings of entitlement.

"It will be inevitable that the children will each want their pound of flesh during the holidays, so in order for us to make this vacation feasible, we will have to stand firm to our budget."

by TheMocker October 12, 2011

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.

"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 6, 2005