having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.
Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
by TheMocker September 09, 2005
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
by TheMocker November 01, 2005
"I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
by TheMocker August 06, 2005
what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"
(silence and blank stares from everyone)
"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
(silence and blank stares from everyone)
"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
by TheMocker November 01, 2004
A well-dressed person
"Usually she just wears a t-shirt and jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that evening gown!"
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.
by TheMocker July 27, 2005