TheMocker's definitions
"I needed to get out of the house for a while, but I didn't want to go far or spend a lot of cash, so I just went to that red onion down the street."
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
Get the red onionmug. One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.
by TheMocker January 15, 2008
Get the grapemug. "It's here nor there Kyle that I should of taken the cat in to be declawed by now!! It was your responsibility to keep an eye on him, and since you didn't, he went into my room and tore my pantyhose to shreds! Now I gotta go and buy all new pairs and guess what...it's coming out of your allowance mister!!"
by TheMocker January 19, 2008
Get the here nor theremug. A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
by TheMocker November 1, 2005
Get the Havana omeletmug. A well-dressed person
"Usually she just wears a t-shirt and jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that evening gown!"
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
Get the shape in a drapemug. I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
by TheMocker December 29, 2005
Get the get a gripmug. I hit the wall around 3 yesterday. I had a couple of hours left to work but I just wanted to go home and crash.
by TheMocker August 9, 2010
Get the hit the wallmug.