TheMocker's definitions

ph

short for pantyhose

"I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"

"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"

by TheMocker August 31, 2005

prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.

Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.

by TheMocker August 23, 2005

Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.

"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

by TheMocker December 29, 2005

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 6, 2005

Spike Lee

jobless (but immensely wealthy) liberal hippie who can seen doing a watusi-type dance at any given knicks game. accusing him of the above would brand you a racist by him or his staff.

I just saw Spike Lee handing out flowers and holding a peace rally in times square! isn't that amazing??

by TheMocker December 14, 2004