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John Barosa

Mr. Barrister John Warosa, or simply John Warosa, is a fictional character, created by an unnamed 419 advanced fee scammer, and later co-opted by YouTuber Atomic Shrimp, and has become infamous in the scambaiting community. His backstory varies, but he is usually portrayed as a barrister, or a hypothetical second scammer, attempting to interrupt an ongoing scam. He was immortalised in song by Eric Castiglia's song "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa."

Notably, the spelling of his last name is inconsistent, due to an error on the part of the scammer than originally conceived him, and is spelled both "Barosa" and "Warosa", with the Barosa spelling normally appearing in video titles, and the Warosa spelling appearing in the video itself.

Hi there, I don't remember entering this competition - what is this about? Is your name John Warosa or John Barosa? What is going on? Thanks, Manuel.

by TheLobsterCopter5000 January 23, 2021

abobonabaguagua

A sexual orientation invented by Pasta Ssempa on a Nigerian talk show.

LGBTI: Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Abobonabaguagua and Intersexuals. Where is the H?

by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 22, 2023

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

Seth MacFarlane

The creator of Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. His style of humour may not be for everyone, but many do enjoy his work. He is often misunderstood by many. All he really wants is to make people laugh, and make the world a better place for everyone. He has supported mistreated writers on multiple occasions, and has donated money to their cause as well. Overall, he's a good guy, but he is often hated due to his style of comedy not being for everyone.

Hey, what are you watching?
I'm watching Family Guy, it's made by Seth MacFarlane!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 January 27, 2024

Density

What some people say when they mean to say destiny. Either a misspelling or misreading. Notable for appearing in Back to the Future and The Simpsons.

Lorraine, my density has bought me to you
I'm your density

by TheLobsterCopter5000 August 6, 2023

6-7

Basically Gen Alpha's version of "where's the beef?". A nonsense phrase whose comedic value comes from recognizing the reference, moreso than the phrase itself being funny. Popularized by a mentally challenged child who was filmed saying the phrase while spectating a basketball game.

I was too young to understand where's the beef, and I'm too old to understand 6-7.

by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 3, 2025

Grifter

Anyone and everyone that you disagree with politically. If someone has political views that you think are wrong, you can label them a grifter, and will receive little pushback from people who agree with you politically.

Jason Mars is such a grifter
In what way is he a grifter?
He expressed a political view that I disagree with

by TheLobsterCopter5000 June 9, 2024