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Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.
Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy December 13, 2021
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The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

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Worse than pay to win

How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
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Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!

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What one types as opposed to swearing.
Dud 1: hey man look at the trailer for destiny 3!

Dud 2: $@&#%!
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