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Definitions by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner

Human Contact 

something i haven't had in 4 years.
My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.

Anything 

Anything is anything and everything is equivalent to anything, similar to anyone which is equivalent to everyone which sums up EVERYTHING therefore summing up the universe.
Good luck figuring that one out.

And remember, anything is EQUIVALENT to everything, and everything is the universe so that means,

anything = THE UNIVERSE

People in an Urban Dictionary description 

Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?

apparently a way to have sex.

STAY INSIDE

News: "Remeber to ALWAYS STAY INSIDE."

Me: "There goes another year down the drain..."
I TRIED TO DEFINE THIS WORD BUT THEY REJECTED IT SO PLS ACCEPT IT THIS TIME URBAN DICTIONARY
NOW IM TOO MAD TO EVEN SAY ITAIANA ANYMORE
Alright, this is a difficult one. One common type of boy is the sweet, nice and caring boy who will always be there for you.

ANOTHER type of boy is the sexist, rude, and abusive boy.

not all boys fall into these categories.
Person 1: "What the hell IS a boy, anyway?"

Person 2: "Someone who identifies as a boy"

Person 1: " Doesn't really answer my question"
Person 2: "WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A BOY IS?!?!"