TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner's definitions

Sibling

Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches

Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022

Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Human Contact

something i haven't had in 4 years.

My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022

10 year old boys

The most annoying age of the human body of a male. The creature's hobby is mostly just making fun of females who do anything or talk to anyone, and hanging out with their friends talking about Fortnite, demon slayer and discussing 18+ shows that they pretend they know everything what is going on.Can be found mostly inside their house playing Fortnite, GTA, or any other type of inappropriate game play. their most common vocabulary are either really bad roasts, any type of inappropriate word (including cuss words) or "Ur mom" which they would normally laugh hysterically at. Another odd hobby of this odd creature is looking up inappropriate words in google and bragging about it in school.

so to sum it up, most 10 year old boys are insolent, disgusting and extremely rude creatures and will probably keep this behaviour up till about 14 or 15 years old.

i hope you have read it up to here, because i spilled out all my hatred for 10 year old boys in this description of them.

signed, TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner.
if you are a boy like this in my class and you've read this description, sorry, not sorry, it's all true.

WARNING: this description doesn't apply for all boys, some are nice. SOME.

Girl: "Hey, can you show me where the cafeteria is? I'm new here!"
10 year old boys: "i'll show where the cafeteria is to UR MOOOOM!!! HEEEYOOOO!!!"
Girl: "I don't understand what you're saying but i really need to get to the cafeteria!"
10 year old boys: " Go FUCK yourself you FEMALE! Elgh!! Does your mom let you watch 18+? I bet she doesn't! HEYOOO!"
Girl: "Look, I really don't get why you're telling me all this, but i need to get to the cafeteria before the bell--

*BELL RINGS*
Girl: "--rings. Also girl: "I am SO being a lesbian when i grow up."

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 18, 2022

Shark

Apparently a way to have sex.

I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?

apparently a way to have sex.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 25, 2022

STAY INSIDE

2020

News: "Remeber to ALWAYS STAY INSIDE."

Me: "There goes another year down the drain..."

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 18, 2022

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023