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by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005
Get the Massachusetts Liberal mug.1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens
2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005
Get the suicide mug.by TheEye5000 September 14, 2004
Get the compassionate conservatism mug.The South Won't Rise Again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
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the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
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what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
Get the redneck mug.A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."
Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.
Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.
The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.
Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.
The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005
Get the Landover Baptist mug.The same type of pop shit you hear from Britney Spears and Top 40 Radio but in Japanese so you can feel superior.
Wapanese kid: omg!!!!!!1111!!!!! dis j-pop is teh rulz!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!! dis is soooooo azn!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!111!!! yugioh rulz too!!!!!!! lol!!!
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
Get the j-pop mug.1. A heavy metal album released by Spinal Tap in 1984. The original cover art was considered sexist so it was censored into a plain black cover.
2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.
3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.
2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.
3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.
1. Spinal Tap's Black Album is awesome but I wish they had kept the original cover for "Smell the Glove."
2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.
3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.
2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.
3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.
by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005
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