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A fruitless activity. Tring to achieve something that is destined to failure, usually as a result of blind hope.
I have been trying to get back with my boyfriend but I think i'm just chasing pavements
by TheDirtyYoungMan September 17, 2008
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When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by TheDirtyYoungMan November 7, 2017
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A raw, stinging rectum, usually the result of a hot curry or other rich food. The name alludes to the red ring of death seen on faulty Xbox360 games consoles.
That vindaloo was a bad idea, I'm nursing a 'broken xbox' this morning
by TheDirtyYoungMan March 2, 2008
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Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes
Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

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Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing
by TheDirtyYoungMan December 19, 2007
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Can be a noun or verb.
A fast toilet break which must be squeezed into a very tight time window due to work or personal constraints.
Certain jobs like radio DJ require exemplary timing to be honed.
Judgement is required as to whether the pee time combined with the run each side of it will fit the available window.
Girl: The train is going in less than a minute
Boy: No problem, I'm just gonna run pee.

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DJ: (On air) That was The Killers and up next it's Blur with Song 2.
DJ: (Off air, to producer) Damn this song is short, I need a run pee.
by TheDirtyYoungMan May 22, 2009
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An English five pound note which displays Elizabeth Fry on one side.
1: Dude, can you lend me a fry

2: It's a fry to park there for the day, what a rip off.
by TheDirtyYoungMan July 3, 2009
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1) Often abbreviated to RROD. Described the pattern of 3 LEDs around the power button when an Xbox360 has died. The term has become widely know to due the abundance of such a fault on the hardware. The "of death" part of the comes from blue screen of death, a fatal Windows error screen.

2) A stinging, raw rectum. This use of the term is usually in association with a strong curry or other rich foods which aggravate the intestines.
Mate, I am on my 3rd 360 cos the other two gave me the RROD

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Man, that vindaloo was hot, I've got a red ring of death this morning.
by TheDirtyYoungMan March 2, 2008
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