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Definitions by TheBleedingPen

Ripping a van winkle 

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.
I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.
v. To take a huge rip out of a bong and kill the entire bowl, like one had gold medal lungs belonging to Michael Phelps.
Nobody likes it when some asshole phelps the first hit.
Phelps by TheBleedingPen February 18, 2009