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Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.
2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
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Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.
Pregnantis
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
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Slept Like A Baby

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
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No

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
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Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.
The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
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Wog-Mobile

A vehicle driven by Wog. The Wog is usually known to play very loud obnoxious music while driving down the street with it's windows down. Which is where the term originated from.
"Hey is that Sidney Samson's - Riverside Motherfucker playing?"
"I think s... It's getting louder."
"Wait that isn't Riverside Motherfucker, that's just the sound of a Wog-Mobile."
by TheAutisticHumanBeing October 22, 2016
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Swallow Your Pride

To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"

"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"

"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"

Rihanna - Only Girl
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016
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