TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions
A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
Get the Slept Like A Babymug. To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"
"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"
"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"
Rihanna - Only Girl
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"
"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"
"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"
Rihanna - Only Girl
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016
Get the Swallow Your Pridemug. Bi-Polar
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
Get the Bi-Polarmug. Hole
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
Get the Holemug. A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
Get the Aspergersmug. Are you a Pussy Slayer?
by TheAutisticHumanBeing August 1, 2016
Get the Pussy Slayermug. "Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
Get the Honfiringmug.