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Definitions by TheAutisticHumanBeing

Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.
Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.

Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.
Pregnantis
A person who is sexually attracted to both poles of the magnetic field.
Bi-Polar
The most destructive trait known to humankind.
Pride is responsible for the most tragic and destructive events in human history.
Disasters caused by Pride:
1. WW1
2. WW2
3. All instances of Genocides
4. All instances of Slavery
5. All the moments in your life where you have done something immoral and it has backfired on you.
6. Homosexuality and infertility
7. Propaganda

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.
a-mare-e-ca-la-na-vain-e-a
Americalanavania

Southernism 

A word that has been shortened and altered so much to the point that it is impossible to understand the message a person is trying to convey.
Examples:
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
Southernism by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 11, 2017