The return of light Joker's definitions

flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

full frontal

thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)

They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2008

get face

to gain respect

She thinks she's going to get face by buying drinks for the class, but most of those people just don't take her seriously enough.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2010

chaser

1. a drink taken after drinking alcohol, especially water

2. guard, especially a prison guard

I don't need a chaser when I take a shot anymore. I can deal with them just fine.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2010

yellow jacket

a capsule of the barbiturate sold as Nembutal

Don't touch that yellow jacket.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2008

fly right

To be honest, dependable, etc.

If he would just fly right he would not get into situations like that in the first place.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2009

last-ditch

final and most heroic, desperate, last resort

In a last-ditch effort to end Holder's long-winded rant, I let loose a huge belch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2011