The return of light Joker's definitions

shades

sunglasses (always used in the plural)

They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2011

photog

a photographer

No photog came with them. Something was up.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2010

torchman

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2012

poison

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2009

flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

full frontal

thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)

They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2008

chaser

1. a drink taken after drinking alcohol, especially water

2. guard, especially a prison guard

I don't need a chaser when I take a shot anymore. I can deal with them just fine.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2010