The return of light Joker's definitions

Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010

40 mike-mike

a weapon that launches 40mm grenades

He had a 40 mike-mike under one arm and was ready for action.

by The Return of Light Joker May 29, 2011

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

firebug

1. a pyromaniac, some who sets fire to random people, animals, or objects as a form of gratification

2. any arsonist
(from a type of insect that has nothing to do with fire despite it's name)

That guy must be a firebug if he keeps starting fires like that.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 17, 2008

loaded

1. very wealthy

2. alcohol intoxicated

He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2011

pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2011

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010