The Tangoman's definitions

Cumshots

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.

Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.

by The Tangoman October 18, 2004

leprechaun

Pesky little fella with ill-temper (see hockey-temper) and bad manners. From ireland and in posession of lucky charms. When caught, the leprechaun is forced to hand over a pot of gold and might grant wishes. Similar to that common Gnatt.

See the simpsons episode with the leprechaun and you'll understand...

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

Gnatt

An annoying little (fictive) being that makes life especialy difficult for Croquet players as well as all life forms in general. The Gnatt is also very short tempered (see: hockey-temper) and can bite and claw any innocent passer-by to death. No gnatts have been properly documented, but they can resemble an angry lepricorn. Can also be used as a word for anything negative or as an insult.

Anything/Anyone small and annoying is a gnatt or simply just gnatt.

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Tango

A state of mind, aswell as a dance-style which is described as exotic and sensual.

I feel somewhat tango tonight.

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004