The Tangoman's definitions

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

Beyond pain

A state of drunkenness

When your wasted, I mean totally out-of-there, pain does'nt occure...

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Lax

Short for relax, a state of total lack of stress.

Ahh... this is lax..

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Gnatt

An annoying little (fictive) being that makes life especialy difficult for Croquet players as well as all life forms in general. The Gnatt is also very short tempered (see: hockey-temper) and can bite and claw any innocent passer-by to death. No gnatts have been properly documented, but they can resemble an angry lepricorn. Can also be used as a word for anything negative or as an insult.

Anything/Anyone small and annoying is a gnatt or simply just gnatt.

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Tango

A state of mind, aswell as a dance-style which is described as exotic and sensual.

I feel somewhat tango tonight.

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004