The Spooky Twigg's definitions

Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

Tdtf

Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)

"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)

by The Spooky Twigg November 4, 2004

-ies

a suffix for words to give it more power... but equally only need to use one word.

Coolies, Funkies, indeedies!

by The Spooky Twigg October 28, 2004

Deathing it

This is another term used for when you are hit by The White Death after smoking too much pot.

Oh man! This guys totally deathing it!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

smooth

a) Used when someone does something of skill and makes it look easy.

b) Used in a sarcastic form for when someone has messed something up.

a) Man, that was smooth!

b) Oh yeah, Smooth move man!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

-ness

This word is used to put emphasis onto a word to make it into an adjective... or a more powerful adjective.

That reaks of coolness, She is the hotness, I am the Twiggness

by The Spooky Twigg October 28, 2004

Wax Idiotic

A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.

"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"

by The Spooky Twigg November 3, 2004