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An acronym for a medical condition known as "Red-Ass Dick Syndrome". Usually caused by excessive amounts of dry humping, resulting in severe chafing of the skin just below the head of the penis. Sufferers of RADS often experience pain while walking, running, having sex, jerking off, eating, driving, and breathing. The only known cure is to get with chicks who are easy so that you can actually have sex.
Check out Jesse over there. He's gotta walk half bent-over because he got a bad case of RADS Saturday night.
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
Get the RADS mug.The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.
Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.
by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007
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1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
by The Slow Kid July 30, 2006
Get the swaint mug.A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.
John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
Get the Angie Daddy mug.THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007
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