12 definitions by The Slow Kid
A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.
John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
by The Slow Kid May 7, 2006
A word used to add emphasis to a statement. Taken from the similar phrase "hella" and modified by over-educated douchebags from the Pacific Northwest for no apparent reason.
Trevor: Hey Josh! Your cargo pants are hecca sweet?
Josh: Thanks, dude! Wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?
Josh: Thanks, dude! Wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?
by The Slow Kid March 1, 2006
n.
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
by The Slow Kid July 30, 2006
This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.
"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"
by The Slow Kid September 22, 2007
An acronym for a medical condition known as "Red-Ass Dick Syndrome". Usually caused by excessive amounts of dry humping, resulting in severe chafing of the skin just below the head of the penis. Sufferers of RADS often experience pain while walking, running, having sex, jerking off, eating, driving, and breathing. The only known cure is to get with chicks who are easy so that you can actually have sex.
Check out Jesse over there. He's gotta walk half bent-over because he got a bad case of RADS Saturday night.
by The Slow Kid May 7, 2006