12 definitions by The Slow Kid
When you and your friends are walking along the sidewalk, usually after drinking, and one or more people in the party secretly decide to throw another person in the group into the bushes. The victim is then sneak-attacked and thrown forcefully into the largest bush available while the rest of the group shouts "BUSH CLUB!!!"
by The Slow Kid May 7, 2006
A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.
John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
by The Slow Kid May 7, 2006
The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.
Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.
by The Slow Kid September 22, 2007
"The booster" is what is left when you get down to the last 2 inches of malt liquor in a 40 ouncer, preferably Olde English 800 (better known as "Eight Ball"). By the time you get down to the booster it is usually warm, which only serves to make an already unpalatable beverage taste even worse. Despite the nastiness of the booster, it must be consumed to avoid ridicule by one's peers.
Hey you donkey, are you gonna drink that booster or are we gonna have to put a skirt on you and buy you a box of tampons?
by The Slow Kid June 6, 2006
An acronym for a medical condition known as "Red-Ass Dick Syndrome". Usually caused by excessive amounts of dry humping, resulting in severe chafing of the skin just below the head of the penis. Sufferers of RADS often experience pain while walking, running, having sex, jerking off, eating, driving, and breathing. The only known cure is to get with chicks who are easy so that you can actually have sex.
Check out Jesse over there. He's gotta walk half bent-over because he got a bad case of RADS Saturday night.
by The Slow Kid May 7, 2006