The Slow Kid's definitions

Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

hecca

A word used to add emphasis to a statement. Taken from the similar phrase "hella" and modified by over-educated douchebags from the Pacific Northwest for no apparent reason.

Trevor: Hey Josh! Your cargo pants are hecca sweet?

Josh: Thanks, dude! Wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?

by The Slow Kid April 13, 2006

RADS

An acronym for a medical condition known as "Red-Ass Dick Syndrome". Usually caused by excessive amounts of dry humping, resulting in severe chafing of the skin just below the head of the penis. Sufferers of RADS often experience pain while walking, running, having sex, jerking off, eating, driving, and breathing. The only known cure is to get with chicks who are easy so that you can actually have sex.

Check out Jesse over there. He's gotta walk half bent-over because he got a bad case of RADS Saturday night.

by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006

streads

Short for street-beads. Found in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, streads are the sad, unwanted strings of beads seen laying in the street, often submerged in Mardi Gras Juice. Streads are good for giving to women whose titties you want to see but who might not normally be bead-worthy. Broken streads can be easily fixed by twisting the ends together. Fortunately, the stread recipient usually won't notice this shoddy repair until she has already shown the goods, at which point it's too late, ha-ha, I saw your boobs.

Hey Steve! I got that girl over there to show her tits for some nasty old streads! Now let's go get a daquiri-filled plastic football!

by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006

Angie Daddy

A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.

John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."

Mike: "Yeah, who?"

John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!

Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."

John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."

Mike: "Who?"

John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!

Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"

by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006