Definitions by The Reverend McCready

tw;dr 

trigger warning; didn't read

Gavin: You read the Baudelaire essay where he's talking about mutiliating his unwitting sexual partners?
Hortencia: tw;dr

tw;dr by The Reverend McCready August 25, 2016

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

Keynesian Kenyan by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011

ftwtf 

for the what the fuck

Corset turning stomach fat into boobs ftwtf!

ftwtf by The Reverend McCready September 28, 2009

Dick Measurer 

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

Dick Measurer by The Reverend McCready January 17, 2009

cuts

The fatal gashes on the ass caused by butt sex gone awry, can lead to septic shock or death if poo penetrates the bloodstream.

Person 1: "Did you hear Margaret got the cuts?"
Person 2: "I'd give her three days at best..."

cuts by The Reverend McCready January 11, 2009